How did your friends feel when she was pallin’ around with George Bush?

She’s as much a queer person as Oprah is a person of color. The rich are their own nation, and they don’t give a shit about you or your friends.

He never said “globalize the intifada”. You’re parroting Zionist propaganda.

He simply declined to condemn the phrase. There’s a huge difference. Get it straight and cut it out with your lies.

This hard drive is so big, when I tried to weigh it the scale just said “one at a time please”.

I liked Bruce Springsteen, but then even he became political!

Fucking Moron Man! Defender of the average Joe, protector of the woefully mediocre! Without a thought in his head, but a spring in his step, he fights on with the conviction of a total idiot!