It’s so easy:

Do excuse me but I must inquire about the whereabouts of the loo

the last line is comedy homicide

something to think about

I agree that Linux Isn’t stable enough, but having recently been asked to use Windows again, I have realized that it’s no better

isch embfele ihnen die dasdadur zu säubern

pregananant?

does tidal have a good library? I listen to some weird shit lol

Wow just two days ago I see a post about how Lemmy is dominated by men and how that could become a problem, and today I see a comment section where all the incels come out of the woodwork.

“waaa somebody wants to solve a problem that has never affected me I’m the victim”

“omg what if people talk behind my back they might find out I’m an asshole? literally 1984”

“wadabout if this app was racist?!? checkmate”

I’m not saying this app is good or bad (I can definitely see the problems) but if an article about cybersecurity gets posted and this is our first reaction, makes me lose hope in Lemmy.

Edit: Responses have made very good points and I think I was off, thanks guys. I still think some of the early comments I encountered were rather reactionary

So, what are the best spotify alternatives that actually pay the artists? Does that exist? The only semi-viable alternative I know is Deezer. Tidal apparently is for audiophiles

Spotube got hit with a cease and desist. Do you maybe know anything else to move over my existing playlists?

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what happened?

always have buddy

God I need to go on Mastodon again at least there I can follow actual newspapers and get actual news. Obsessing about random misdemeanors that the children of politicians commit is a welcome distraction for them from their atrocities, and it’s the opposite of news.

No front to OP for contributing and posting, just the upvoters

are you advocating for crypto as a payment system that’s supplementary or as a full replacement for fiat currency?

The AI is correct according to that definition.

But the way I see it, if everybody calls it a font, then it’s a font.

Naja ein kleiner 3m Hügel 100 meter von dir ist schon groß genug um den Eiffelturm 30km weit weg zu blockieren. Auf dem Meer wäre das aber wirklich krass.

I appreciate that but if you troll them with dumb takes and bad faith arguments, you are only strengthening their views and making them look smarter

blahaj.zone??? that one does not belong in the list

The way you speak of China like a person is confusing to me. Are you talking about the people? The government? Xi Jinping?

“less evil” is also a very low bar.