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Let’s boot them into the Boötes Void then

Well, David Bowie stopped working for anyone years ago. RIP

Finkel is Einhorn!

Wait, not like that!

As hopeful as I feel right now, I still wouldn’t bet on that. I’m just grateful that this much seems to be happening, for now, until another million-migrant army magically appears, heading toward the southern border as if it was conjured out of thin air.

I don’t know about the rest of the images, but the last one is definitely photoshopped. Check out the reflection on the floor.

Well it’s the first thing to personally affect them, so…

I always feel like Diddy controls better than Donkey somehow (even though that’s probably untrue), and the fact that he holds barrels in front means you can safely run forward into an enemy without getting hurt. That made all the difference to me as a kid.

Plus he wears a cool hat!

My guess is that he’s useful to them, for now.

They’ll eventually cast him aside like the trash he is. He either doesn’t know it, or he’s in denial.

Dude I get pumped for even a few upvotes here, especially if it’s something I’m enthusiastic about. That shit goes far with me 😊 I love you dorks