Agreed.
I, [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.
Next up, henhouse to replace guard dog with fox.
Risky Recipes: A cookbook.
By Sam & Ella
Over in the US, the Federal government is starting to care more about its citizens with disabilities, too. A new act will be increasing eligibility checks for medical coverage from yearly to every six months, using more “thorough” (by which they mean more “complicated”) forms and requirements. It also introduces a work requirement, so people with disabilities who lose coverage by administrative error will not have access to alternative coverage while they dispute the miraculous cure of their long-term disability.
Co-pays are increasing, in many cases, by a factor of several and the act is reducing the cap on taxes that states can charge to providers by about half. Also, while states won’t face penalties for accidentally denying coverage to eligible people, they will be facing new financial penalties for accidentally covering ineligible people. The Federal health program, Medicare, is backed by the joint Federal and State program, Medicaid, so this means more costs are being pushed down to the states, meaning less funds to cover eligible people.
Moreover, the act establishes a home equity cap of USD $1,000,000. That sounds like a lot, but its only twice the median American home price. $1M rules out most multi-bedroom condominiums in urban areas of large metropolitan cities. There are people who will have to take on a mortgage or lose coverage.
The US government has taken a new and special interest in its citizens with disabilities: squeezing them and their families for every last penny.
Yeah, it’s a bit dark, too.
Damn. I knew that record store was trying to cheat me.
I don’t think AI has a monopoly on the term “slop.” I do agree this isn’t slop, though. I was leaning into the bit by being facetious. It’s actually one of my favorite memes.
Trite anime meme slop.
Hopefully that came across as funny rather than mean. I did upvote. It looks like it won’t help much, though.
I laughed at my phone in public.
1Frog_isDancingOnMyPizzaNow!
Maybe they just haven’t had lex with the right meterolexual hale yet.
I almost have sympathy for AI when it struggles to do hands. I know its just about practice, but it’s a challenge nonetheless.
I’m using this, and sharing it with everyone I know.
Even AI is tired of it.
Whoopsie doodle! We goofed up, guys. We accidentally took out the parts that have been obstacles to our power grab from the most important document in US law. Tee hee! Such a mistake accident.
What do you mean “rewrite?” Oceania’s always been at war with Eurasia.
Edit: Change grammar for not goodness.
Also, it kind of doesn’t matter. Incompetence isn’t a defense for positions with the most responsibility and power.
Or they could write and enforce unconstitutional laws with the complicity of a corrupt SCOTUS. I feel like that’s a possibility.
And oath breakers:
I, [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.