Rhonda Sandtits

If shitting your pants is cool, then I’m Miles Davis.

nah nah na na… Your dad likes Coldplay! Nah na na nah!

I only use Linux and I want Windows to just stay out of my way or it’ll pay, listen to what I say.

That hypnotist made Roger Clemens think he is a chicken.

But he did a good job, a good job…

When I was 6, I earned my pen licence at school.

Now as an adult, who do I need to prove my proficiency to in order to receive my wanking licence?

There is a website dedicated to unmasking ice agents

https://icelist.is/

I have recently bought 2 dirt cheap thinkpads, one for me and one for the wife.

T490s - i5 intel
T14s - Ryzen 5 AMD

Both are tick all your requirements except for the numbpad, the T14s is definitely worth the extra money, though. It can even handle some medium gaming.
Both have upgradeable nvme ssds. However the ram is soldered on the “s” versions of these laptops so find one with 16gb or more.

Playing as Oddjob is considered cheating in my house and is therefore banned.