Kids are dumb, but I don’t think they’re THAT dumb.

I never heard of it, but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that everything you heard was a myth.

I’m not convinced it’s only happened once.

A new bacterium could have been created in the ocean yesterday. How would we ever know?

There are more combinations in a deck of cards than atoms on earth.

Go away.

I’m not falling for THAT one again!!

Internet troll Barbie. I’m not sure what she’d look like, but I’m willing to hear ideas.

ICE agent Barbie. Make sure to drag a dead puppy around with you.

Not so much beat them, as “became so much of a nuisance that it wasn’t worth crossing the ocean to keep us”

Also, I actually agree with the sentiment that the 2nd is to protect the 1st, but here we are with another school shooting and a president that wants to revoke broadcasting licenses for anyone who disagrees with him.

You should be able to scream whenever you want.

😉

Sing

I’m ok with napping until I’m disqualified.

Is it?

I wouldn’t be the one doing the killing, so I don’t think it should count as suicide.

But, I really don’t know. Just seems like it should be a different term. Extinctual thoughts, maybe?

Obviously, the labels are above the button they correspond with unless the label is underneath its button.

I understand not WANTING everything to end at any given time, but it also just seems like the perfect solution to EVERY problem.

I think I’ll be dead before we see any life changing differences.

Unlike those who came before me, I DO care, and I want us to turn shit around, so my kids don’t have to deal with an apocalypse, but, I’m not completely against a giant meteorite ending it all at any moment.

Why is it always lawyers?

I saw one that was just a photo of an eye and a phone number. I wasn’t from the area, so it was driving me nuts wondering what it meant. Didn’t take long driving through the area to learn that this lawyer has so many different billboards up, that his eye alone has become recognizable.

Some of the phobias do have witty names like this, so I believed it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sort of.

Maybe is more, “I don’t know, but it is possible”