Sabata

I absolutely recommend touching the book. The flesh binding and esoteric runes are metal AF and look good on the coffee table.

I had the wrong fucking phone number on a resume for months when I first got out of college…

Actually, American water boils at a much higher temperature as demanded by lobbyist.

So, I loose no functionality when I pirate it?

Half the time I don’t even spell check my comment and hit post, then edit the incompetence out 5 times.

Dissonance detected, deploying the state nanny squad.

Prison is not enough.

If the normies and corpos overpower the nerds and weirdos, then Lemmy dies just like every platform before it.

It guy, I have to fix spredsheets that are actually charts on word documents. I can not make them a spreadsheet as it is a miracle they got it that far and I must not break the finances.

1 million McLovins beating their meat while the government watches from the cuck chair.

Incorrect bio-signature detected, drink verification can to continue your content.

Where the hell is left to legally buy my porn games?

I have a gun next to my desk just in case a printer breaks in.

You’re why I drink.

I’m assuming you turned off and on the monitor rather than the pc, rebooted a different device, or did nothing.

I’m also really lazy and don’t want to do it.

They will still try to collect and hope you fall for it.

I’m more distracted by the 3 health bars worth of chin flaps.

That one specialty printer at work that’s not important enough to upgrade, but still gets used…

At least it’s not allowed on the network.