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Cake day: May 23rd, 2025

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  • So it’s you.

    I am well aware that it’s a popular song. I also know that karaoke is about having fun and being a bit cringe. I get all of that, I used to do karaoke all, the, time…

    For you, you’re just kind of visiting… you both think you’re being cutesy and special and unique… to everyone else, hatred. It’s like when someone goes to Guitar Center and thinks they’ll show off how “cool” they are by trying to play “Stairway to Heaven” but to the staff and regulars it’s like the 4th time that day… hatred. Plus everyone there now knows you’re basic, and probably a poser.



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    #Evanescence - Bring Me To Life

    Absolutely hate that song. It’s bad enough that it’s the poster child for baby’s first “emo/goth” song. Badly written, overly dramatic, cheesy cringe af… But I hate it for more than that.

    I used to do (nearly) weekly karaoke with friends at the bar. And almost every week, every goddamn week, some “quirky” scene couple on their first date thinks they’ll try to be cute sing a duet together… and everytime, every goddamn time, it’s “Bring me to Life”. And no, they can never sing, it sounds like if gym sneakers had autism.

    Hate that song. Not just me, like, everyone who frequently does karaoke hates that song. Most karaooke DJs don’t even let you pick it, they know what’s up and they’re even more sick of hearing it. I hear that song and I get fucking PTSD flashbacks. The cringe is physically painful.




















  • Don’t troll globally, troll locally.

    Trolling shit on Twitter, etc is pretty pointless, you’re just posting to other internet warriors… Pissing in an ocean of piss.

    But when you troll on Nextdoor (or apps like it)… it’s like “BoomerWorld”. Still bigoted and ignorant, but also not jaded from the internet at large. So they eat up shit, they just don’t expect people will go on there and tell lies (they really do that). You don’t get as many “views”, but the ones you do are just so much sweeter. It’s like you’re touching real lives… it’s heartwarming.

    I believe in grassroots trolling. o7