Taking a stand against GoG for not offering the right free stuff is definitely… a decision.

A quick web search suggests that Minecraft movie fans would yell “chicken jockey” alongside the characters and lose their shit during a particular scene, presumably making a giant mess.

They might have been trying to increase the amount of episodes. That’s what they did with Walking Dead. Fired the guy who directed season 1, increased the amount of episodes for season 2 and reduced the budget.

It’s an older meme, but it checks out.

The news cycle usually does move on as quickly as Trump itches to rape a new child.

That kinda looks good to me. I would try it.

What other languages? It’s AMERICAN or savagery. I don’t speak savage.

Systeminfo | find “Boot Time”

What would you have a normal person who likely can’t afford to miss much in the way of work do? I am asking sincerely.

Outside of throwing everything away to Luigi it up, I’m not sure what a single person could hope to accomplish.

Even considering the protests, which one would think have had enough people to accomplish something an individual could not… what exactly are they to do that would make things better? Seems like the nonviolent protests are just being ignored to me, but even if they were violent, what exactly are they to direct it towards?

It’s a thing I have been wondering in the face of the calls to “do something”, and I don’t know the answer to what this “something” is.

Wait, thing #7764580753223554525 that’s really gonna bring Trump down for seriously this time… Didn’t? I’m shocked. Shocked!

Vile. Unsurprising, but vile.

I would bet that he truly believes he is beloved.

Romantic partners are basically always looked at by investigators because of how frequently they end up being the personal responsible for the crime.

Take all of your things and get out.

Open browser

Browser demands updates

All extensions update simultaneously. Each opens its own tab to proudly announce bug fixes for bugs you never noticed.

Close ten tabs you didn’t open

Miss one. It autoplays a video ad.

Type in search bar. Autocomplete offers suggestions that are 5 years old, NSFW, or both.

Search for a product. Top results: Ads. Sidebar: Ads. Bottom: Ads. An actual organic result is wedged between an ad and a newsletter signup modal.

Click real-looking result. Redirected to a shady dropshipper site.

Back button doesn’t work. It reloads the same scam page five times. You lose the original tab somewhere in a pile of redirects.

Click Amazon link. It’s a new seller with the business name “USB_Cable_Amazon_Partner_Official.” 13,000 reviews. All 5 stars.

Try to read reviews. Most are for the wrong product. Many are AI-generated gibberish. The rest complain about shipping.

Add to cart. You are not logged in.

Log in.

CAPTCHA challenge: Pick all the traffic lights. Traffic lights are 1 pixel wide. One is technically a lamppost. Verification failed.

2 factor authentication push. By the time you get the authenticator open, the session expired. Start over.

Try to close browser. Are you sure you want to close 37 tabs?”

Yes. It crashes.

Reopens all 37 tabs next launch.

Give up and use your phone

4 popups, fingerprint required, and every link jumps when the page loads because of delayed ad banners.

App store ad appears for the site you’re already on

Clicking “x” opens the ad anyway.

You close the phone browser

Go outside

Get a push notification: “You left items in your cart.”

Damn you Biden!

You had me until I read this comment.

I don’t know what most of the instances are about, but this one had a clever name and I don’t believe is federated with Hexbear. So here I am.