You could have written UDDER!

All cool but that’s too much bread, fat, sauce, salt and sugar in one sitting

And then people wonder why they feel bloated all the time, Jesus Christ

It cuts and toasts!

You never say no to bacta

Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong

I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

But I’d you read the studies:

45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

Source(s):

https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn’t know what they never knew existed in the first place

Fortunately the wisher is indistinguishable from a behavioral perspective of a P-Zombie, so they can still make wishes

It’s the same thing that happened to the fair phone regarding the audio jack

The noisy minority wants it, they yell, write on forums and complain, but they are statically nonsignificant as people keep buying the phone

Same with colors. Why waste millions on cars and buildings dyed with colors no one might want instead of appealing to the broader consumer base?

They are also are influenced by and influencing fashion and trends in color choice as well, just look at minimalism and brutalism. It is also cheaper and more efficient on the design and manufacturing to offer things in less specialized coloration

Proof is that people keep buying stuff

Same as with furniture. There is a reason why Ikea is a whole thing

Going into the meta, imagine someone wants to buy a car. Inevitably, they will think as well on the day they will sell the car. What are you gonna buy? A car painted in a weird color? Or something that you know for sure no one will mind THAT much?

Ithat, or you can go with the theory of the Pixies finally doing their takeover

POOF

Wish 1: Delete your self (the genie deletes your sense of self)

Like, a lot? Probably more or less same as you, surely

Just being able to move, own stuff, save my work for the future and be free to speak my mind without coercion are huge boons

And to do so efficiently without so much physical work or being afraid for my life every second is a bless

But my freedom is not absolute, you surely understand

Be sure, they were not

Jesus literally REFUSED to be dragged into ideological politics of his time (John 6:10-15)

He even defied those who tried to put him to test and force a political statement come from him against the current political leader, the Caesar, by trying to have him a forced position on taxes (Mark 12:13-17)

All this makes sense, as he himself said about himself and his followers that they are not part of this world (John 15:19)

He LITERALLY made his teaching revolve around god’s kingdom, not any human ideology (Matthew 6:9, 10)

I mean FUCK, even Satan himself offered him to be the ruler of the whole FUCKING world and he rejected it flat out (John 14:30)

He did care about people, and alleviated the physical suffering of many, but he made clear his and his followers priority should be preaching and teaching God’s word (Mark 1:32-38)

And why wouldn’t he, after all, part of his teachings are that all the world governments and ideologies are to be destroyed. (Revelation 16:14) Every. Single. one.

Yes, including socialism.

So anyone using his teachings to attack whoever and linking him to your ideology, calling him a representative of brand “X” collectivism, should get down from any high horse they think they are, it’s not doing you or them any favor and they clearly don’t know what they are talking about.

Case in point, people talking in here about a hell existing in the bible when there is none. That’s basically all it takes

Sounds like he had a very promising future in the arts!

Oh yes pray tell, who are the under developed people according to you?

What should we do with them?

Let’s go full steam ahead, do they have rights?

Keep in mind they call each other bro because in 45 years they don’t even know each others names since they met.

Would die for each other tho.