Driving a tank in a city, however, is necessary

Car makers, here’s your chance to prepare to take over the EV market when this meth lab finally explodes

It is already happening with no civil war required.

Though not without needless death of a lot of USians, so you got that right.

Surfers can get pretty wild. Watch the documentary Point Break

What the uncomputable fuck

Girlboss

Saw this thread from a mile away and ran to tell everyone I don’t have that problem because I own an air fryer

I fear not the man who has installed a thousand distros, but the man who has installed the same distro a thousand times

Heroine replacement therapy

His Cosmic hunger made him eat of Earth’s grain with a comically large spoon

It’ll be a long arduous road if she plans on losing to Eric in 2028, but I’m fully confident in her ability.

Forgive me God and Parole Officer, there’s something I must do.

Shout out to Split Fiction for getting the “Unironically making a ‘The cake is a lie’ reference in the year of the Lord 2025” award

Write about a character in a new strange situation

If he were Rambo, Vietnam would have won.

Wait

That was in 2002. That percentage must be much lower now, since the number of Pokemon has increased due to a phenomenon called Pokémon inflation.

Timed perfectly just to dunk on Puerto Rico

They’re going with human sacrifice rules

Nah, they’re just bragging

EU caving to ridiculous US policy? Must be a day ending in y