I’m guessing a salad with poppy seeds sprinkled on it.

Fake it until you self sabotage and destroy yourself I guess.

And the sun!

Riiight… Next headline: “Pusher claims that his drugs not the cause sleepless nights and bugs under the skin”

Corrupt sex offenders of a feather…

Gotta give those tax dollars to techbro failsons.

Star war: Attack of a clone.

Ditto.

Well Gordon Ramsay seems to like 'em.

IIRC chickens were a relatively modern addition to human agriculture. For actual caveman livestock you should be keeping snails.

I prefer if you were given a billion dollars at birth and were a fraction of that for every day of your average 75 year lifespan you be receiving a bit over 36 thousand dollars every day.

He deserves it. Not many men could be such an inspirational hands on CEO for a half dozen companies at once while simultaneously being a loving and devoted father to his 20-ish children as well maintaining a insightful and consistent online presence.

Just a few hundred billion more and I’m sure that somebody will figure out a profitable use for AI that isn’t scamming old people.

I’m not sure if this is the guy I’m thinking of, but at least one roadside vegetable seller does this sort of thing deliberately. After all, a sign with such… unique spelling is much more attention grabbing than a simple list of vegetables.

Looking at it on Google maps it looks like a perfectly adequate country club err… prison.

As always small men demand large and grandiose projects to soothe their ego.

Crypto is already largely seen as a scam,

It’s more than seen as a scam.

If you’re poor, yes. If you’re rich, no.

It’s kinda funny how sexualized the aliens in Avatar are when they canonically have no genitalia except for their dreadlocks. It kinda defies the sci-fi trope; a sexy alien species that humans can’t have sex with (unless you get a avatar body with its accompanying penis perm of course).

Look, if we just ignore school shootings and don’t talk about them they’ll go away.