Make me.

Oh wait. You can’t🤣

Fuck off Amber Heard.

My daughter happened upon Happy tree friends at about 4 or 5 years old lol. She absolutely loved it, and there was no taking it away. Luckily she was born with the ability to realize the difference between real life and make believe, and she turned out just fine.

Ffs, she’s only messily killed 2 of her friends. And one of those was an accident.

I hear the cartels are doing a great job on running things.

Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.

You mean you don’t masturbate for hours, carefully edging before the latest Linux drop?

Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

Tit Warbler? Me too!

Read up a couple or three comments, and you’ll see the word “mooching.”

That’s what I was replying to, and as I have very little too mooch, fuck off.

Bro, I have a limited amount of money, and plenty of my own problems. You can figure out your own shit.

Fuck yes! Let 'em try to figure out how to require internet connectivity for lighting shit on fucking FIRE.🔥🖕🏻

Implying anybody would shave their beard for a shot with YOU 🤣

Pussies. Texas recently increased our legal firework selling holidays to 11 or some shit lol. We still have to go to Oklahoma or Missouri to get the best shit tho. Or roll our own.

Motherfucker, if you’re at the head of the line, its only common courtesy to shove your phone up your ass, and move! Do you think the light is gonna get greener? The fuck are you doing up there?

I bet a lot of religious tenets come from a lie that got way the fuck out of hand.

And they just love to add unnecessary U’s to everything while they sip their tea with their fucking pinkies up.

Or one of them could scratch themselves on a fence and the smell of blood sets off a fucking frenzy.

They are dinosaurs bro.

Oh neat. How do I see how many communities have banned me?

Are you unfamiliar with greentexts? Go RRREEEEE about racism somewhere else.

Whoa, whoa! Cool it with the anti semitism.