TheLowestStone

Yo dog, we heard you like spending money on your games so we made it so you have to spend money on your game in your game… Oh yeah, it isn’t really your game though.

Which in turn was just a distraction from… Shit… I can’t even remember.

Are you old and well off enough to have retirement funds? No? Then never.

And does as they are told.

Hmm… I don’t like kids. I don’t want to have any and I really don’t like being around them. However, I don’t think people should murder them. What’s that, a 2?

I hope it tanks the careers of everyone involved.

I’m more interested in the mouthfeel.

I saw a Lemmy mod mistake an obvious A Modest Proposal reference for a serious call to start eating children.

The refurbished pixel 8 I bought cost a fraction of what I’d have paid for a new phone and the installation took 5 minutes.

Help me step-border, my arm is stuck in the drain again.

Sometimes the lesser evil is still really evil.

everyone at Nintendo died

Sounds like a net gain for the gaming community.

If it’s between being disappeared or going to the Jersey Shore, then sign me up to be kidnapped.

P.S. it feels like I need this disclaimer to explain why I would go there.

You did. I live here and my reaction to your post was l, “Why the fuck would you willingly come here?”

65/100 is a D. Anything lower is an F.

I don’t because I make well above minimum wage but you’re making uprooting your life and moving sound easier than it. It costs thousands of dollars to move to a new city, even more if you don’t have friends or family to stay with until you get established. Good luck setting that much aside when you’re barely surviving.

Even with a minimum wage job you can save up enough money for a plane ticket to anywhere in the world and just leave.

If you make minimum wage in the city I live in you either live with your parents, have multiple roomates, or live on the street.

If this is what you gleaned from reading all of that then yes, YOU asking someone on a date may be the equivalent of prison rape.