Oh wow. The typo is in the Mediate article. Sorry for doubting you, OP.

This article correctly uses “weak”. I have to imagine the error was Mediate’s part and not present in the original statement Obama’s office made.

Yeah, Trump’s got big “look over there” energy right now. Even more than usual.

Fediverse is so heavily censored

No it isn’t.

Probably Breakout as well.

(Joke. I’m taking your wording overly literally and interpreting your post to mean that you’re complaining that you’re seeing literal ass(es) all over both platforms. I might also be subtlely implying that you’re confused as to why for additional comedic effect. I’m, again jokingly, suggesting that turning off NSFW content would give you vastly fewer literal images/videos of ass(es).)

Try turning off NSFW content.

Yeah, but Donald Trump doesn’t speak Japanese (presumably, but come on; there’s no way he speaks Japanese) but he has a Japanese Wikipedia page. Meanwhile Olympic soccer player Lionel Messi doesn’t speak English, but has an English-language Wikipedia page.

There are 1,121,817 living people with Wikipedia pages. There are more than 8 billion people alive today. That means about 0.014% of people have Wikipedia pages.

Won’t last long, but it satisfies the requirements.

I… don’t think we can be friends.

Protagonist of the NES game “Star Tropics” (and its equally-underrated sequel “Star Tropics: Zoda’s Revenge”.) The picture above is displayed at the end of the credits after beating the (first) game.

I’m disappointed they don’t have Mike Jones taking bananas out of his ears:

Yeah, ok. I’ll concede Betterhelp too.

Firefox, Plex, and VPNs I can understand being surprised about. But the rest of them… I mean of course they were going to milk you for money. Was there ever a time when any of those didn’t?

Who’s going to tell them about prions?

I propose a replacement trend:

• “FUCK ICE we had a baby!”
• “BURN DOWN THE PATRIARCHY and come to my wedding!”
• “BE GAY DO CRIME it’s my Birthday!!”
• “ORCAS ATTACK YACHTS let’s have a goddamned LAN party!”
• “PUNCH A NAZI I got my PhD!”

Nah, that’s an organizer. You’re thinking of the type of aircraft that flies by flapping its wings.

No, that’s a U.S. state in the north-west of the contiguous 48.

Hey, there’s the one I was looking for!