Breunited

Mmmmm…friendburger

Time for burgers!!!

Now do the vacuum compartment of my Roomba. Mmmmmmm …

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Amen! !!

I have a feeling a completely different audience has a definite interest. They would just cover it in the same fur as the rest of their costume.

It’s possible, but I don’t hope for it. There are tradeoffs for everything. The more the population expands, the more content, yes, but the number of negative encounters goes up too.

I’m good with where it’s at now, but do recognize that I’m not necessarily average because I don’t stay on my phone for extended periods.

I’m gonna go on a limb and say that if that dude gets into heaven, they’ve got some super low standards. I mean, 2am drunkard with full-on coke bottle glasses low.

The days when rotten.com would provide the worst things and we laughed.

They got you taking care of the cockroach problem in the basement?

Life long subscription for $0!!!

That sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…

Even now, that looks like a pretty badass system.

Maybe she should hide in a pet store. I doubt they’d look for her there.

Very productive!

Does that chair have a hole in the center?

Lies. What do you think the holy ghost is made from? That’s pure nicotine my friend. People get quite a buzz just being on the same cloud with him. God works in mysterious ways.

What about smoking? I stopped after 20 years and it’s been a decade, but can I light up if/when I cross through those pearly gates?

I didn’t think they’re willing to accept this isn’t another “us vs them” situation. They’re unable to frame it any other way, even if it’s an issue we’re in agreement on.