I’ve always associated cracker barrel with “angry old white people who think black pepper is spicy” and their meaner variant, the post-church crowd. so… not particularly surprised?

Any recommendations? All the countertop ones I’ve seen online max out at 8 inch diameter cooktop, and almost all my skillets are 12 inch

I’ve never not lived near an airbase, it’ll be so weird to someday not hear planes overhead on a day to day basis 😅

Hell, I briefly worked in a building directly next to a flight line, you could feel it rattle the whole building

I don’t think I’ve ever been tired of winter, and I’ve lived in Ohio most of my life. That said I’ve never lived somewhere that gets enough snow that it starts crushing the things from the weight of it.

Summer? I’m sick of summer halfway through Spring.

Weirdly, i don’t hate HP printers (at least, the FutureSmart ones). Xerox can fuck right off with all those restarts just to change fucking settings though

Licensing

Pick any. We license it this way then.

*The old Facebook ReactJS non-compete license

*University of Utah Public License

*Apple Public Source License v1.x

*AT&T Public License

*The JSON License

*The Occulus Rift License

*TrueCrypt License 3.0

Another row and column to make an actual bingo card

Damn… well, there was a chance 😅

Navy sailor spotted. (Isn’t there like a massive percentage of nuclear scientists that were in the navy?)

Oh man, do i have the product for you

https://devnull-as-a-service.com/

And also vaguely like Don Corleone for some reason

No, thats not in the production environment yet (Texas), its still in testing (florida)

Oof, yeah, sharepoint is horrible

Active Directory is a hell of a drug, as is Group Policy

That Sounds right

There was a video of him somewhere, commenting about golf i think? His tone of voice and the way he spoke genuinely reminded me of the Downs Syndrome kids from the special ed classes in school, something about the specifix way his words were slurred (like his tongue was swollen) and the sentence structure. It was terrifying and (very briefly) made me feel pity.

There’s a non-zero chance the license is stored on the motherboard of the laptop (ie, embedded in BIOS).

I feel that too, and i live here :(

Giant floating battle-city on the lake.

Also your immune system will attack your eyes if it knows they’re there. Eyes are weird.