Just like the founding fathers intended

I was always told that scruffing them is fine but you need to grab more than the person in the grip, obviously don’t carry them around the house like that but if you need to manipulate them then grabbing a handful is usually okay. It’s fine when you’re spreading out the weight but that weird two finger grip on the back of the neck is just mean.

That’s why I visit your mom regularly her huuuuge…personal health needs.

you don’t have to be smart to drive, we made sure of that.

It’s also not something he needs to be worried about. It’s like an abusive stepfather taking you to get ice cream. Yeah sure ice cream is nice or whatever but there are clearly more important things to be doing and worrying about

Turns out ladder pulling doesn’t work well when you vote for the people that push you off with the ladder.