Are you masturbating at all? I can imagine being so horny that a porn subscription seems tempting, but masturbating would clear that up. It seems like you’ve skipped several levels and gone straight to the most expensive masturbation enhancement.
Hobo code was my first thought too, but doesn’t seem to match any.
I would not believe my eyes
I’m going to start doing this now. Total power move.
It was the original definition of “gooning”: wikipedia
Sadly the traumatic kidnapping was generally the least bad part of the experience, since the camps were/are incredibly abusive.
You should do it more, not less.