Just don’t put the pasta next to the antipasta.
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Cake day: December 26th, 2023
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1·2 days ago“I scurred.”
It’s actually a decent little sci-fi from the Knight Rider/Airwolf era. It stares Desi Arnaz & Lucille Ball’s son.
I read that in Meatwad’s voice.
another instrument is introduced in the song
Blue Man Group: confused
screaming
2·3 days agoSeason 4 is, for all intents and purposes, a spin off show using the same name. Jason Sudeikis will be a recurring guest star at best.
Chris Hemsworth wearing Batman pajamas is perfect.
8·3 days agoElon thinks he’s Tony Stark when he’s clearly Justin Hammer.
Castle theme intensifies
I didn’t get the joke, then Wham! It hit me.
Back at the station
Officer: “Forensics just came back, the two pieces are not a match. They belong to two separate victims.”
Grizzled detective: “Mother of god…”
0·4 days agoThe deafening irony of writing all of that on a Volkswagen.
“Hey, what watch is that?”
Me: “American Megatrends.”
“…”
Me: “it’s EnergyStar compliant.”
9·5 days agoIt’s a Japanese vending machine design, and it’s half embedded into the jutting corner of that wall.
Me: “Do you have a chewable tablet in the shape of a Hanna-Barbara character?”
Morpheus:, under his breath: “Okay, maybe he isn’t the One.”
“I shall sing for you the song of my people.
…is that a rolled up newspaper?”
What kind of time warp are you in? Just doing WoW dailies took all day and made me realize I was wasting my life.
They spared no expense.
He looks like he’s turning into Mel Gibson.