Ever heard the term “pyrrhic victory”? Sure, you kept your hands clean, but you didn’t do yourself or the people of Gaza any favors.

A three-star restaurant on Tabelog is life-changing cuisine. I’m not sure what you’d have to do to earn four, but it’s probably illegal.

Someone just won a game of solichair

I want food, I want sex, I want to go home.

Middleish

If it’s leaking from the inside, it may be that the polymer never properly cured and is still liquid on the interior. You could try returning it as defective, or just shell out for a new cable

Wet ass pantry

Looks like it’s time to reinvent the Torment Nexus from famed science fiction novel “Don’t Invent The Torment Nexus”. Maybe it will go well this time!

Skibidi’s on first?

Seems more dangerous and less feasible than just offering free birth control. Handing out meth to addicts is a bad idea, even if it’s laced with something beneficial. Most women take b.c. willingly, no need to mix them together to coerce them.

Hydrogenated

Rendering people infertile (even temporarily) without their informed consent is unethical. Doing it to a class of people due to your perception that people like them shouldn’t breed is eugenics. This would qualify. The black socks thing probably would too, but it sounds ridiculous because that’s a class of people nobody would realistically target for elimination from the breeding pool.

Offering free birth control to drug users- fine! Dosing them without their consent- no bueno.

Depends on how well you lash them together. They’re bound to get soggy though.

At high intensity about 14k.

Dinosaurs aren’t real, they’re surveillance drones invented by IBM in the 80’s that were cleverly buried by scientists to make us watch Jurassic Park.

I immediately thought of the Phasmid too! So this is me catching your perfectly worded reference and making a sly reply to let you know I’m in on the joke and we are both very cool for having encountered that piece of media.

It’s because i’m brimming with pep.

They should put meth in birth control. It would make it easier to remember to take it on time and I could call them “mommy’s pep pills” and it would be charmingly ironic because I have no children because I’m good at taking my pills on time.

It’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.

As long as they don’t call it “organic”, that would kill my overly literal chemistry-nerd brain.