Please discuss this with your doctor.

It makes sense for Trump to encourage high turnover and drum up extra business for whoever paints the official portraits. One of his favorite historical figures was a painter.

Headline is such bait here. Points to the writer for taking advantage of the opportunity: NASA people talking about “catastrophic impacts” will always get traffic.

I wish our good news was better but the little victories count too.

They can’t hit you with the ol’ Bobby Tables if you delete the database yourself first. A+, no notes.

Hey man, slow down with all that conclusion-jumping, we don’t have all the facts yet. He might’ve fucked little boys too.

Nobody in a position of any importance, just the US Secretary of Education Linda McMahon.

Even if we get this guy back, I’d have some concerns about anything private or sensitive crossing his desk as well as any input he may offer on significant decisions. MSS asset until proven otherwise.

No issue is too small for his tiny hands to latch on.

To add to the confusion, you also have people out there thinking it’s “Al” or “A1”. It’s a real mess.

No special protections for child-rape book clubs. Hope that covers the nuances unlike the judge in the headline who is covering for nonces.

It might make sense to stock up on some spare parts before launching an invasion. Left a lung or a liver lying on the front line? No biggie, they’ve got you. A PLA soldier who survives multiple tours will be like a walking ship of Theseus.

“If the president does it, it’s not illegal!”

Democracy manifest.

Just borrowing a line from a favorite Book.

“Sorry, got ahead of ourselves, we mean he’ll be dying in ICE custody soon.”

…convicted murderers, rapists, and pedos…

Don’t forget to include people who talk in the theater.

It’s a dog greet dog world out there.

I get being embarrassed but resignation seems like an overreaction. Coldplay isn’t that bad.

Hey other tech CEOs, when you take your mistress to a concert where there’s a crowd camera, have a chat ahead of time about how to play it cool. Bet nobody would have noticed if they’d just smiled and been boring for a second until the operator moved on. That’ll be $50,000 please.

Trump Attacks Children Often.