All the effort of inputting data into a password manager, but none of the security.

I outraged

I specifically changed my routine and now brush my teeth straight after dinner. This has stopped me from midnight snacking completely.

The British don’t know what the fuck they’re doing. Scotland wants to break away. Northern Ireland wants to break away. These fuckwits cut off their own nose, crashing out of the EU. They literally still think they’ve “done a world of good” for the countries they colonised and exploited.

I love webcomics and I’m always in the lookout for more comics to subscribe to. Checked out this guy’s stuff and holy shit it’s so awful. when a dog whistle is loud and obvious then is just a regular siren.

Nintendo can’t ban me. I’ve already banned them. I’m going to copy their stuff even harder. I’m going to make 5 copies on my PC they lose 5 times the money. I’m going to make Nintendo charachter fan art and party Nintendo music. That’ll show em

Toyota Corolla

My dad’s car. The family car. Decent car.

I’m streaming a video on YouTube while playing an online multiplayer game, so effectively I’m spending 120 min online every hour.

Artificial light. No parallax. Super bright bulb throwing light across the room unless you get a short throw projector, and this is going to get hot and noisy with the fan in an enclosed room for extended periods.

Your TV solution sounds better.

“Capitalism in the modern sense”

You mean the wealth inequality, gig economy, being paid below a fair living wage, and unaffordable rent/bills keeping people in jobs they hate and aren’t fit for?

Sounds more like slavery now than what the ancient Egyptians had. Sign me up to build the next pyramid.

Whips. Lots of whips and middle managers.

It’s meant to have facial recognition, etc with a locally run AI

https://immich.app/docs/features/ml-hardware-acceleration/

I’m currently in the process of learning to set up Immich on a home server. That will take care of automatic backup and indexing and searching. My family won’t engage to use this though, so they’re still going to send me Google photos links for sharing.

For touchups, I do that on device with an image editing app it needed. Although I never need to edit really.

People don’t know. Researching good image backup/sharing options is beyond most normies. Privacy invasion isn’t even a known problem for them to care about.

My parents certainly won’t be able to comprehend this. My brothers are tech savvy, and it’s taken years for them to come onboard with self hosting since I’ve started advocating it (one still can’t because his wife finds it difficult to move away from Google photos).

Don’t Talk To Me Or My Sun Ever Again

No one calms down by being told to calm down.

No one gets a better attitude by being told to have a better attitude.

I don’t think it should count if the sentence conveys the same meaning if the fuck word is removed. That eliminates half this list.

And OP hasn’t included phrases that should have obviously been on the list, e.g. “that’s fucked up”

Keep browsing eBay and HotUKDeals. You can easily find something really good for <£200.

This 11th Gen Intel Dell laptop was going to £150 this morning and I was on the verge of ordering it and adding more RAM.

This sub is obsessed with Thinkpads, but when you’re looking for a secondhand bargain then you pick up what comes opportunistically. The market is flooded with Dells because businesses change machines long before they go out of date and generally keep them in very very good condition.

I don’t want my tax money saving people from destitution. I want that guy to do it so I can read about it on social media.

Huge vote for mailbox.org. They have calendars, contract lists, online storage, etc. I’ve been able to get rid of Google/gmail almost entirely from my phone.