A majestic dumpster garden… on fire

I know it’s a meme right now to hate on pizza parties at work, but in a generally positive work environment when things get a little hectic, I really do appreciate not having to think about lunch for a day.

Don’t need to hop timelines for that! What kind of ice cream do you want?

I, uh, hope we’re imagining the same kind of bear.

50/50 odds it’s a bear.

Depending on how corrupt of a president you want to be, even if you aren’t in there, you might use it to blackmail other powerful people.