I have loved The Onion recently. I could be mistaken, but I seem to remember there was a fairly obvious drop off in writing quality for a number of years so I didn’t pay much attention to it for a long time. Now it seems that they got new talent or the writers just got better with time.

It’s the greatest movie ever made and people who don’t think so are inferior to me

That’s…uhhhh…quite a cast

But they’re all such perfects paladins of righteousness that never do anything wrong! We should be kneeling before them and basking in their beautiful aura of pure goodness!

My main hobby is not collecting stamps. lol, I’m going to use that somewhere.

Yeah, the shadiness is what I immediately jumped to. The move suggested to me that Zelensky and his buddy were trying to hold onto power for the long term but the useful context I’m getting here suggests that it’s just as likely that it’s a necessary move. Time will tell hopefully.

Ahh. Appreciate the context

I think this might be a bad thing. That’s the depth of my critical thinking even after reading the article.

If it wasn’t for piracy I would have just kept reading books. Instead, I just watch all the bullshit.

EDIT: Most of the time, the people who make shows have a much better imagination than mine

Dude should just have starting sucking all the cocks that he secretly wanted to suck

Unrestrained treble can drive people temporarily insane

Not just charming but a truly great guy

All music I don’t like which is a lot. I’m annoyingly sensitive to music that doesn’t click with me and it’ll actually make me angry. Luckily, I only hate 90% of music that exists but the other 10% is pretty damn entertaining.

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I had to look him up and before I read who he is, I thought to myself “oh, he’s that scumbag criminal, isn’t he” and sure enough, he’s is that scumbag criminal. I guess people just have a different take on a what a criminal is in places like Texas and Florida to name a few.

One too many bombs exploded next to their heads

Same. I actually truly hate seeing the games pop up, so ugly and generic looking

I keep hiding shorts but it keeps coming back like herpes

He definitely fits the profile of many of his earlier picks for various positions