He’s definitely a rapey looking dude with a touch of serial-killer thrown in

hah, yeah, this does sound like a book thing

I think Trump has influenced the world more than people would like to admit

Has he ever been quoted before?

Britain was only a little surprising, but surprising none the less. Peoples need to start holding these shit filled bags to account

make sure you keep that wild shit in line. it will be delicious

I see one place as fighting and winning and the other place as just getting wiped out. You figure it out.

That’s a solid a hobby. I used to not collect football and baseball cards but in my rapidly approaching old person days, I’m really into not collecting antiques.

I wish I knew. I wish there was some kind of leak that would explain it. I always assumed it was some stupid CIA shit that says we have to have “presence” in the middle east no matter what, even if we have to support a very obvious genocide. Or a more general explanation like the sickest motherfucking psychos have control of the world.

Hard to disagree with that unless you’re a delusional piece of shit

That pretty much explains it

Bet he won’t be able to remember being a pedophile when the time comes.

I have loved The Onion recently. I could be mistaken, but I seem to remember there was a fairly obvious drop off in writing quality for a number of years so I didn’t pay much attention to it for a long time. Now it seems that they got new talent or the writers just got better with time.

It’s the greatest movie ever made and people who don’t think so are inferior to me

That’s…uhhhh…quite a cast

But they’re all such perfects paladins of righteousness that never do anything wrong! We should be kneeling before them and basking in their beautiful aura of pure goodness!

My main hobby is not collecting stamps. lol, I’m going to use that somewhere.

Yeah, the shadiness is what I immediately jumped to. The move suggested to me that Zelensky and his buddy were trying to hold onto power for the long term but the useful context I’m getting here suggests that it’s just as likely that it’s a necessary move. Time will tell hopefully.

Ahh. Appreciate the context

I think this might be a bad thing. That’s the depth of my critical thinking even after reading the article.