Pair of tire levers and a new tube is what, $20?

A real man’s man is enslaved by a real man.

Eyebrows are the secret source of my power.

A&E’s Hoarders

yes

Inflation is why the dime bag was replaced with the twomp sack.

That’s some arrogant bullshit. Guy hasn’t invented a new mechanic in 10 years so it must mean every game has already been invented.

Imagine a washed up author trying to argue there are no new stories to tell.

Dime bag is boomer slang for $10 worth.

C lets you shoot yourself in the foot.

C++ lets you reuse the bullet.

Counterpoint: They know exactly which docs they DON’T want released, and nobody is allowed to ‘review’ them.

Files are only held by DOJ, which actually has decent data leak protection in place because they needed it long before the current admin.

Nepo babies need to learn to not shit where they eat.

Store encrypted on a trusted cloud provider (or two) and put the password in an envelope.

Plenty of people are ashamed of their antisocial habits.

Attempt to distract from betraying the MAGA base over the Epstein files.

They’ve never needed masks until now.

They’re afraid of the public because their actions are shameful and “just following orders” didn’t protect the Nazis last time.

How so? The ancients literally added lead sugar to wine because they wanted it sweeter.

If anything, I’d suspect modern winemaking techniques make it easier to produce dry wines that are palatable.

They wear masks because they’re ashamed.

Definitely don’t use your real identity before tormenting others.

Don’t go tormenting without a VPN.