I had generally always been the young person at my job. But we have a position open and people fresh out of school have been applying and interviewing. I’m no longer the “baby” at work. I’m fucking old. :'(

It was really a shock to me because I never thought people in their early 20s looked all that different to me until some of them came in.

Congratulation! You’ll be a great dad. :)

I’m the NPC that goes into an idle animation.

I feel this

I have always been able to slav squat with ease, but never really been flexible enough to touch my toes. At one point in my life, I was able to do the splits but still not able to touch my toes.

Our bodies are all just different and flexible or not in different ways.

Whoa! Why haven’t I learned about scaled sort? Sounds amazing!

Wait what? Do you not know why this is a food safety issue?

Bacteria like to grow. Do you know what cooking does? Yep! It kills the bacteria. Here’s the thing though…as the bacteria are growing before we kill them, they are all making waste products.

Do you know what cooking does NOT destroy? Yup, bacterial waste products.

Think of it like this. When certain bacteria grow, they make a poison as a byproduct. For our purposes, pretend the byproduct is bleach.

What happens when you put a living being in a 200 degree oven? It dies. What happens when you put bleach in a 200 degree oven? Maybe it will turn into vapor…idk…but once it cools and recondenses, it’s still going to be bleach.

Some cases of food poisoning are due to colonization by live bacteria, but other cases of food poisoning are due to bacterial waste chemicals/byproducts, even if all of the pathogens are killed.

What? What does this comment mean? Am I out of the loop with something?

Yeah I don’t understand the meme

I know, right? Fuck, that’s all I know how to do lmao!

The jerk store called and they’re all out of you!!

😳😳😳

This is not related to your convo, but I love your username

Here’s the thing, whether or not it’s a “lifestyle” shouldn’t even enter into the equation. Healthcare workers are supposed to treat everyone the same, regardless of what the patient has done or how they live. If you can’t deal with that, don’t go into healthcare.

Yeah but damn man…on a plane, a black coffee with some biscoff really fucking hits though.

My mom almost exclusively buys her soft drinks from the fountain instead of canned/bottled because she insists it tastes better and is more carbonated!

For me it is my dad instead of my mom!

Bro just stop eating cherries if you are allergic to them!! I know they taste fantastic but sometimes life kind of sucks.

The dog is adorable, though. I hope it works out!

No. Whenever I just sit in my vehicle, it’s either :( or :|.

That doesn’t look anything like a pizza. More a taco before it is closed.