I’d be much more likely to give money to someone trying to sell something or offering a service. They don’t even try anymore. Miss the old gas can routine.

“If you find that you’re not enjoying life, consider that you’ve chosen to value sanity more than happiness.” ~me

Child Services took “her” baby? I think you mean “OUR” baby. If you think “your” children don’t belong to the state, you haven’t been paying attention.

Well that was a roller coaster.

He’s smiling because she doesn’t spit.

PSPSPS!

Seems people are being replaced by cats and TV. I cant help but wonder if people were better off without them if it made people more likely to improve their social skills.

I find it disturbing that people can’t seem to be in a room without a TV on, even if they’re scrolling on facebook. People probably think I avoid them when I’m really just avoiding TV.

You’ll never be able to stop someone that wants to cheat. Best you can do is be funner and sexier than anyone else your partner might be around. Never understood why that’s so hard for some people.

Maybe replace land with lamb.

You say butt hair, I say fart suppressor.

A lot of people are happy enough inside their comfort zone, they’re likely to die there. The people that say they haven’t made good music since the XX’s probably haven’t spent much time searching for music they’d like.

Reminds me of the old “Would you rather have sex with a man with a vagina, or a beautiful woman with a penis?” Would be a heck of a threesome.

I’m still rooted but I’m on android 7 and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one with access. Lol If only I had more money that access would probably be worth more than just amusement.

I got it! We’re within a simulation of the innards of a black hole. And that is the first time I’ve used the word “innards”. Lol

Wait… Are we simulating black holes yet?

It’s just black holes all the way down.

If they had just made out like everyone else does, nobody would have cared who they were. It wouldn’t have gone viral. Wife still might have found out about it, but I don’t think that would have changed much.

Aren’t they the cutest nightmares you’ve ever seen?

I’ll never forget walking through my grandfathers yard and noticing that with every step I took, I’d see a few dart away from me. Only saw them when they were crossing the tops of flat clove leaves in the grass. Wouldn’t have known they were there, otherwise. They were everywhere, out there. Every square foot of grass. Was curious enough to find out what they were and much to my relief, mostly harmless. Still, tresspassers caught inside, get the death penalty.

I’ve crawled under nearly a thousand houses since then and never got bit, despite undoubtedly being covered by different kinds. Still panic if I catch em on me, but I know I don’t have much to worry about here in the PNW. The coast and valley are pretty safe. Rattlers and widows are more common east of the valley.

Anybody still have the unredacted pdf of the little black book? I know it exists.