I just searched Xbox coffin and it was the first image. I’m too lazy to plan shit.

You gotta hit the Devil’s food cake, that really takes the edge off.

What about party busses?

The Meta prison purse®™

I quit. I’m never touching the devil’s weed again!

It’s not worth getting stoned if there’s even a 0.0000000000000000000000001% chance of become him.

Ohh really, it goes:

get fuck for real!
are you kidding me
10 bucks entrance
just to go and pee
you’ll be hearing
from my lawyer
you’re getting fired
where’s your manager
now I’m being arrested see
this is what happens when they charge a fee.

Get fucked! For real!

I kept seeing Coldplay memes and thought, hell yeah it’s talk shit about Coldplay week again!

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

They’re boring, he’s a bit of a twat, they’ve been accessed of stealing songs, radio/tv/movies won’t stop playing them.

this is just why I hate Coldplay tho, feel free to share your own reasons why you hate Coldplay.

Nawwwwwww, so sad.

So, you’d help your friend cheat on their partner and still feel comfortable trusting them?

What budget are we working with, like what’s the most you’d be happy to spend on this?

Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it’s good to see you old friend.

I have a coupon for one free Ass To Mouth Waffle stick.

ahh shit, my bad, could I also get a large coke and a large fries with that as well?

Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.

How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving a single city on the entire planet, just because he wants to bone a chick there.

Meanwhile, I as a man, see a spider, scream like I’m in a Hitchcock film and require a brave calm woman to save me from it.

Hollywood writers are dumbass’s.