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I already fill that role in my household.

This one hurts, a lot

I used to eat at McDs fairly regularly and the Big Mac was my go to. For some reason my location would forget the special sauce and onions on one of the patties. Just thinking about it makes me sad.

Does he? He says he doesn’t want to be like Foley with 12 year olds. That’s not an answer.

So I actually read the article and everything he says seems good and correct… people need to calm down and unlearn this cynical desire to mock, be self-righteous, and hate. That’s what fascists want people to do.

Holy fuck it does

Cuttlefish is not really the best term for it. It’s actually a nautiloid that has a straight cone shaped shell. When living the fleshy part would have looked similar to a cuttlefish. The fossil is very fragmented too.

Just like everything good in the US, Republicans killed it.

You’ve got me wondering why American men haven’t switched to metric units yet. 7 is clearly more impressive than 3.

Perhaps it was discovered in a midden? Your hypothesis would explain why it’s broken along the uh, shaft. Guess we’ll have to tune in to find out!

Are they invasive or something?

So this means millionaires will be paying significantly more, right?

I like a lot of your ideas, especially stuff to be grateful for and how an emotion is experienced. Thanks!

What is even fucking going on? It feels like a child touching random shit on their parents phone, opening apps and accidently calling and buying things. Meanwhile the rest of the world just goes wtf.

Back where I come from we call mirrors ‘leaks’.

I hope to live long enough to see this meme die

There already is lol.