I don’t mean to be a conspiracy theorist but I feel like they let it happen so that they could justify their retaliation and more aggressively complete their genocide in the name of “self-defence”

My physio asked me where I got my tattoo (that she was staring at). Tell my why my brain said “on my leg” and I had a mild stroke before I could say the name of the shop.

Damn, thinking about space makes me feel ill but you are cool AF, thank you for sharing

Racism and homo/transphobia, which are often disguised as (mis)information. I don’t usually downvote people unless they’re being outright hateful though and then sometimes I block them too.

Also downvote & report spam, which is actually pretty rare on lemmy.

What about when its not like poop-poop but like the clear butt juice? (Sorry I don’t know how to word this but this is a serious question)

I like talking to some people. Do you not like talking to anyone? Like even people you care about?

That’s neat as fuck can you tell me something else?

This is a really fucking funny joke and I am so sad I needed you to explain it.

Idk about young babies but when I worked at a restaurant I had a colleague who would approach toddlers that were having tantrums and cry back mockingly and most of the time they’d stop and stare at him like wtf dude. He was a huge and goofy looking guy though so I’m sure it had something to do with that too.

As some sort of defence, immeduately after the allegations came out, he also said something like “I now choose to live as a gay man” as if that shit was a choice. Idgaf what his sexuality is but don’t give more power to the people that say that gay people are 1) groomers and 2) making a choice.

Also, acting as if the worst thing that came from the allegations was him being outed rather than him being an alleged sexual assaulter.

I thought dicapriophile is at the end cause its clearly a joke about Leo lol

Excuse me, better than what?

It’s not really a dunk on Trump though is it, it’s a dunk on ICE, which Trump values very highly and loudly

I don’t know if Brain Age has any legitimate scientific value but it sure as heck is fun. Don’t buy the switch version though, that one sucks.

I’m trying to 100% the achievements in Portal without guides, and I’m doing the challenges now but I have never felt so fucking stupid.

There’s certain classical music that goes into very high notes, it hurts my ears and I can’t stand it. My dad loves classical music and I feel bad not being able to share his joy for it, though there is some that I don’t mind.

Also metal for same type of reason, some guitar noises just hurt my ears.

I had not heard this nickname before and am generally not fond of giving politicians silly nicknames, but if the shoe fits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Huh, TIL that identical twins can be different heights.

I’m totally over having a “professional self”. I don’t go around swearing as much at work but other than that I’m pretty much just being me. People still respect me and I don’t feel as exhausted by masking every single day.

I’m also over corporate lingo and just call people/things out when they’re overloaded with BS jargon. Its an accessibility issue and people need to learn to communicate in plain language.

For a long time I went by my full name at work but family and friends were always by nickname. Now I work with someone who was a friend and was used to calling me my nickname and would introduce me to others by it, so it started to bleed.

However at work, I still refer to myself by my full name with people I don’t like or trust as much. If anyone ever figures out my system they’ll realize how I feel about people in the office very quickly hahaha.