mosquito buckets help a lot but you won’t see results right away.

snakes on a plane (5.5)

agreeing to play by the rules and then being fined again and again and again and again for not following the rules

howard dean was already losing when he BYAAAH’d. dan quayle was famous for the idiotic things he’d say, and he became vice president under HW bush - a strategy that bush’s son mimicked to his advantage a decade later.

gaffes didn’t end political careers, negative media coverage did. and they decide before the story happens how they’re going to spin it, no matter the actual content of the interview or speech.

good news!

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getting outraged over this nonsense says so much more about you than it does about OOP having a giggle.