IninewCrow

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

Vaginaffle

I saw nutsacks

It takes a village

… asks village for help

Village response: … sure! … but here is a 20 page document that details the conditions that need to be met before we help

I think America has enough vegetables

Americans are only outraged by whoever tells them to be outraged about

Yeah … it’s best to grab what money you can now and run … because you won’t be able to later

None of them believe that crap

Turnip is a convenient scapegoat … the US government has literary been bought and sold … they placed a mascot on the driver’s seat while all the rich, wealthy and corporate owners in the background can do whatever they want and make tons of money while bankrupting the country … they don’t care if the country loses, they’ll be making billions for themselves

And when it’s all over, the rich and wealthy owners will walk away into the shadows and let the world blame everything on the orange turd.

… and they’re doing all this in a biolab with glass containers full of exotic bacteria, viruses and spores sitting on open counters and table tops.

Now, I’m angry … angry that you got me … but I’m also dancing … angry and dancing

The world has moved on … and they’re all just letting the Taco Tot to play by himself in his play pen and let America deal with him.

Hey America! … have fun baby sitting

I think we have one of those in the Office of President of the United States of America

Speed running towards Idiocracy by 2028

Rest? Sunday should be reserved for eyes, ears, mouth and nose.

That is one quality Shitpost … 9/10

Reminds of this classic

I watch short form videos on mute

I find it regulates me from continuously watching hours of junk.

When you start seeing it all without sound, you start realizing how mundane and meaningless it all is.

This tactic probably worked the first ten times it was done … but it’s completely useless now

Every time I see this kind of thumbnail, I actively avoid the video, channel and the creator

We are the bridge generation.

We know and saw a world without the internet and we experienced it when it first came to be.

We saw the first mass produced computers and computer devices which broke often, didn’t work the way we wanted them to, they weren’t fast and they didn’t have much memory in any way. We were the first generation to see all this. Our parents were too old and busy to figure it out but we were young enough to be curious about it all. We also kept wanting to have the newest fastest hardware and software so we had no choice but to either buy, beg or steal these things to get them. We learned to swap parts, add parts, remove parts, install an OS, uninstall the OS, run backups, store data and learn it all on our own because there was no easy internet social media community to help you. Software was constantly changing and we had to keep up by either buying expensive titles or we learned about Linux and open source software or we became digital pirates or both.

Now the digital landscape has changed. Younger generations prefer handheld devices so to them everything is solid state … they never can imagine changing the RAM, HDD, SSD, CPU, GPU or the PSU or even bothering to learn what those things are. Because everything is built in and no one (or very few) people bother with fixing or tinkering with anything. There are fewer people who learn about software and about how or where to find it, install it, configure it and run it. To new generations who only know the digital world through locked devices, there was less incentive to learn or even have access to know how these things worked.

We are the bridge generation. We got to see the world without the internet and the world with one. No one before us got to see what we saw, no one after us will experience what we went through. Our civilization dramatically changed during our lifetime and we got a front row seat.