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Your wife is right. That’s a really weird thing to get hung up on. So much so that most people will need an explanation to even make the connection. Are you also the type of guy that can’t eat hotdogs or bananas because they “look too phallic?” No one is making this sexual but you.

Edit: I thought this was in NoStupidQuestions not ScienceMemes. I guess it’s science-y because… cloaca? 🤷‍♂️

You look like glitter might explode out of your ass at any given moment.

Sick reference bro

Aww we’ve got a YOU FUCKER STOP CHEWING PLASTIC at home, too

harvestmen (daddy long legs) are venomous and lack the mouth-parts necessary for injection, but they’re not true spiders.

Harvestmen do not possess venom glands.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones