kamen

Left around the API drama times. I still visit, but haven’t posted anything for two years.

My only regret is that I still haven’t defaced my profile over there - I’m looking for ways to save my data and somehow link it to the original posts/comments, because besides the shitposting, I’ve posted some things that could be useful to myself too.

This has mostly to do with not leaving them everywhere, but if they’re randomly left in the parking lot, some people will happily steal them. Plus this was in the same notion of not trusting people to do what’s expected.

Wait until I tell you about the coin-operated shopping carts.

I know my I am, same thing here, but even when I do, if it’s a bag previously bought from the same place, they usually want to verify. Maybe the system’s watching for the store logo on the bag. Most likely they have cameras watching the self-service checkouts to make sure you don’t do anything funky, i.e. weighing apples and selecting carrots on the screen.

Either that, or I have to wait for an employee myself for the stupidest reason, i.e. that I’ve brought a canvas bag that they have to verify I didn’t steal.

not having happened-ing intensifies

I think I’ve never flown with that airline and this here makes it very likely that I never will.

… or maybe it’s just that you have very rarely intentionally used “duck”.

Yep. Generally if one property of it was so different, I’d expect many others to be different as a result of that too. So physics and chemistry as we know them (with so many things relying on water) wouldn’t exist. And thinking further how life on Earth started off in the water…

The carpet has wear on one side, and it doesn’t make sense for the wear to be on the front of each stair, so most likely we’re looking down from the top of the flight of stairs.

The cake is a lie.

I’ll send over my butler to let her know we’re no longer a thing. /s

All the people.

As if breaking up over text isn’t bad enough by itself.

Commendable for the kid to be thinking outside of the box, and a bit shitty of the teacher for not giving them maybe half a point (because it’s a correct answer, but not the correct/expected answer). The test maker is also to blame - they should’ve taken care to eliminate all ambiguity - it’s a math test after all.