This is the most fabulous metal

My favourite was

I feel terrible for the wife, what an awful way to discover your husband listens to Coldplay

If they were capable of learning they wouldn’t have voted for him in the first place

LEFOV JENKINS!!!

Does that matter?

He just does what he wants and no one stands up to him.

Yeah, buttons should look like buttons. If it takes up half the screen a lot of people are going to miss it because they’re looking for something that looks like a button.