Dogmeat charcuterie sales.

Mine have been going strong for five years. Ironwolf Pros.

Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see that too.

At their debate in 2024, when she says that his rallies are full of bored people leaving early, he twitches visibly.

This is not fighting. This is arguing. Violence has become necessary.

To ensure compliance with a growing number of consumer privacy laws and the ACLU’s own privacy policies and to minimize risk with surveillance technologies currently used by law enforcement…

This sounds vaguely like coercion.

Forced to self-deport? So… Deported. It’s redundant.

“Free Donuts, corner of 12th & Main. Tell no one.”

Only if it makes America great again.

Does it come with a “feminine stimulation” accessory?

It might also include civil war.

“That wasn’t genocide, it was an upgrade. They had no civilization. We rehabbed those savages.” –my grandfather, probably.