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“Wait a minute, Doc: are you telling me you built a time machine - out of a Cybertruck?!”

…i shopped a saab 9000 back in '99: ventilated seats, man, pure luxury…

…could it be because they’re only affordable to first-time US homebuyers with generational wealth?..

can != will

…the current regime will continue doing whatever the f*ck they want as long as nobody stops them…

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/04/23/le-twittre

…i wish you’d take them back: they’ve really dragged down this place over the past three decades…

…still refuse their fundamental responsibility, still deserve to burn…

…i don’t bother voting in primary races with only one candidate…

…oh, now i get it…

…one o’clock and three o’clock taste pretty similar and eight o’clock and ten o’clock are close-enough for most uses…

…ye gads, just imagine how bad the mosquito clouds are going to get…

…yeah, last year i was telling everyone to enjoy the hundred-degree weeks while they can because it would be the coolest summer for the rest of their lives, then this year comes along and spoils it…

🤔

…hurloon minotaur…

…i totally thought that was wheat and lentil penne sautéed with crumbled sausage…

…our local grocer stocks vegan gummies; sadly they’re not very good…

…teabagging, of course…

…that’s just a shatner filter…