He should also be leaning back in chair and getting said drink and food all over his shirt. Leaning over like that to drink is just too much effort. If the chair does not lean back, then some of those wheels should be off the floor to accommodate leaning.

I fix. Had not had coffee yet.

Welcome to every social media platform on the Internet where it’s a pastime to talk about and shit on the US. Bots may also appear in an effort to sway public opinion to speed up the collapse of what was a super power; not like the US needs the help. The Europeans are bashing Americans just like they did on Reddit. Just skip the topic, block community, start your own instance, or use uBlock to filter your page even more.

I don’t have a security detail suitable for former US presidents present at all times either. That’s kind of an advantage there.

Damn it even predicted I was going frame by frame to read!

I just pictured someone throwing pages from the manual on it going “THE POWER OF LINUS COMPELS YOU!” Yeah. I’ll see myself out.

I can practically see the bluescreen on his face …

Can he just say “Bring it” or something to where he can actually start getting into King Moron’s head? Stop being nice. Let the gloves come off. Enough is enough!

“But is it a just a wheel if we add cloud and AI features to it? Think of all the leveraging of paradigm shifts!” . The trap explodes taking everyone out; even Steve in accounting who had nothing to do with this and wasn’t even in the same building.

From the article:

“Garrison said his comments represent his own views and not those of the San Bernardino Sheriff’s department. He also cautioned that what he’s doing is in its infancy and it might be years before authorities can reliably match a gun to the machine that made it, if they can do it at all.”

At best it’s a lead which a good investigator would use to find other leads. It’s extremely far fetched one but better than nothing. It’s good that he noted this can’t really be used to convict in a criminal trial. At worst, which is my concern, lazy investigators just saying “the computer is right” and getting the wrong person. The lazy investigator scenario happens a lot with shitty technology portrayed as CSI bullshit, especially when these garbage companies tack “AI” on to it.

Thanks, I had no clue what AAVE was either. I guess we’re not calling it jive anymore and have to use acronyms to make it more confusing? Is the word “Jive” racist now or something?

They already did that. Not so much aliens, but unexplained UFO’s. https://www.npr.org/2023/07/27/1190390376/ufo-hearing-non-human-biologics-uaps . Nobody cared apparently.

Louisiana, we need to have a talk… Your dude is all in on this now and you guys really should do something about that.

The unfortunate fallout of 75 million fucking idiots’ decision. I hope Hawaii finds a way to slap that rocket back to Texas.

And they kept it all to buy themselves the latest private jets stocked full of cocaine and hookers. Again.

Why do I suddenly hear someone yelling “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED” ?

Should ask Texas residents living next to Starbase how that’s working out for them. I can sum it up, it’s not. You get what you voted for!

I agree. But that whole honor system and gentleman’s agreements went right out the window in 2016. They had 4 years to see that coming and really didn’t do much to stop it; not even a slick behind the scenes move. Just sat there and let it happen. Had an ace in their sleeve and decided to keep it in a locked up in a safe for the Donvict to crack right open.

Fired by tweet and replaced by a random “acting” attorney general from some grocery store chain in 3…2…1

This is taking advantage of Off-Duty officers and the way Extra Jobs work. You too can hire a police officer if you negotiate with that agency without this app. This is how some small towns are able to get police officers from other agencies to patrol their neighborhoods, and not just the rich ones, when they are short cops. This app is a shortcut to that and yes it is a problem because they are essentially offering a gig job to cops much like Uber or Doordash and seem to be bypassing a lot of the negotiating. But this is not at all a new concept. You know those cops working on the side of the road with their flashy lights on construction projects? Yeah they have been doing that for years.

You now how you fix this problem? You vote out the mayor, or whoever that agency’s top boss is in favor of someone that looks out for the public interest and not their own. Or you read your local laws on how to start legislation to outlaw apps that offer gig jobs to law enforcement.