I say we speed up the process and release a 37 part TikTok series on the health benefits of Geyser bathing.

I had a cassette tape drive for my Tandy computer, and if you put your computer cassette into a regular tape player it would sound just like modem noises.

It’s funny how the same basic tech can have so many implementations.

All you have to do is mount it on a stick and cook over an open flame.

I’m $ure the $ubject$ involved in that demon$tration were $uper $eriou$ and can $urely explain how $killed tho$e move$ were…

Amateurs, compared to the G.O.A.T.

This is a combination of things that I never thought of, and now I really need to know what other songs there are so I can spend a stupid amount of time trying to come up with songs to fill in the gaps before I forget about the project entirely for a few years and repeat the cycle.

Please indulge me, or don’t… I’m not sure what the better outcome here is.

Ow… Ow… Ow…

I’ll see your Brussels Sprouts, and raise you Cashews:

Blue states get troops: mass protests

Red states: we love troops send them here

Troops go to Red states --> troops already there to chain people up for the leopards to eat their faces when Trump does next move.

.50bmg is about $5-$10 a round, on the low end, but depending on how tight spacing is, you probably wouldn’t need 600

There’s a lot of variables there…

This is kind of like asking “How much for 600 sandwiches?”

Jesus should say:

Cut that fucking shit out.

Have you seen Wall-E?

You forgot the Midwest Bonfire with 1000 drunken teenagers and a fire big enough that the local fire chief comes to check on it.

I thought I was hot shit when I got a tape drive for my Tandy that worked about 60% of the time

Now you have heart disease!

DCBC

…that sounds like a cover band.

No-Doz is 200mg a pill.

I’m probably a terrible metric because I work nights and probably have a skewed view/high tolerance, but that doesn’t seem like a concerning amount.

As a middle aged guy with a young daughter at the time, I cried at the opening and had to take a break before actually playing the game.

https://www.marylandzoo.org/animal/chinese-alligator/

I went looking for pictures, and now I want one as a pet.