I’m confused, they want people to pay money to watch? But money can be used for drugs and corruption…

Good advice, but I wouldn’t trust Anker with my data refuel after their Eufy scandal

You know Putin, the king of honest elections…

And both are data security risks.

Honestly pretty impressive for a guy with no balls.

That’s a cactus, but to answer your other question: Cacti aren’t able to connect to the internet despite looking vaguely like antennae, so it’s a decent symbol to get the point across.

Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief

This has what romance readers crave, it’s got elEctrolYtes!

The dome from the Simpsons movie is looking more reasonable every day…

Dude’s probably about to privatize school lunches using Jared from Subway as an example

GNU + GUN