Or recreational tennis.

Or the obscure Mario Teaches Typing. Like, why is a plumber qualified to teach typing?

Say what you will, this ad and the associated blood drive will get a lot of eyeballs now…

Explain

Due process is dead in America, homie

It’s not more secure, it’s so they can offload blame and have people to sue if/when something ugly happens. Liability control, essentially.

We had to pay for fucking Docker container licenses at my last job because we needed an escalation to the vendor in case our SMEs couldnt handle things (they could), and so we had a vendor to blame if something out of our control happened. And that happened: we sued Mirantis when shit broke.

No American would describe the volume consumed in metric

“Sorry, we’ll format correctly in JSON this time.”

[Proceeds to shit out the exact same garbage output]

Capitalism reduces everything to transactional relationships