Recession incoming

Failed takeover attempt. That’s a hangin’ in olden times. Man, sometimes I miss the good old days.

They should have this taken care of in a jiffy.

Fuck the blu-ray consortium.

Is this your autistic super power?

Sounds like a mistrial.

Many things are not known

A tale as old as time . . .

Join the club.

Its because they want to keep you riled up thinking someone is right around the corner waiting to get you. Every time I hop on my wife’s facebook to check a group message or something I get bombasted with missing teenage girl posts. Yeah, it happens, and it’s unfortunate, but it’s actually exceedingly rare for minors to get kidnapped by anyone other than other family members.

I can’t imagine those two advising anyone on anything other than maybe things you can use to cut lines of coke if you don’t have a credit card handy.

Oooh some FBIs bout to get canned

They were revealed in 2021.

I wonder if he can ingest 29 billion worth of ketamine in the next year?

Saudis keep dumping money into the stock. Its almost like a combo of money laundering + destabilizing the US government.

One typically “makes an offer” after an interview has actually taken place.

I hate to break it to you, but I think we’re the man.

I feel your pain. I used to be in the same situation. It’s incredible how many people no-call/no-show after scheduling an interview.

Of course they did.

Next startling revelation: the 100 names the DOJ gave Maxwell to give to the DOJ are all political and/or business enemies of Trump.

Then you get old and look forward to getting in bed by 8PM.