Softly, she cried.
Tragically, he died.
Characteristically, Trump lied.

Length doesn’t create commas. That’s an adverbial phrase. There are plenty of single word adverbial phrases. I could come up with three word sentences with commas.

Who didn’t have a refrigerator in the '50s?

Cereal and wine in the same aisle?

I wouldn’t have a problem with that. I gave Maher a shot a few years ago, but just couldn’t take it. I don’t understand what role Maher fills. He’s not progressive, but doesn’t have conservative cred either. I’m sure he thinks he’s being authentically moderate, but he seems like a sleeper right-wing shill

They could do it,the same way everyone was on Comedy Central. That worked and they complimented each other. Besides, Oliver is once a week. I bet a lot of people, myself included, already watch both of the shows

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I see some sort of streaming show or HBO. No way he and his writing team all leave the US. I don’t even know who could give him a decent platform anyway

I thought he said May, but, anyway, I said going into the election summer

Edit : the midterms

I hope he uses this to go off the rails going into the election summer

Check out the bags under this guy’s eyes. He’s not even thirty

The inconsistent sizes of the guys did it for me

“air quotes”? Those are actual quotation marks