These lists of red flags make me feel like I must be a replicant. I wrote a comment just like that one, em dash and all, on a different site just the other day, with my own organic brain!

My first instinct was to use an em dash instead of that last comma, but it seemed too on the nose.

Tried to go to an event at my favorite bar last week and it was sold out, so I can’t confirm the issue.

I had the good fortune to be influenced by the slackers of the preceding generation, so my plan was always to do the minimum amount of work and take on as little as possible.

We built this Geocity on rock and code!

You’re a migo, brother.

…The fungi from Yuggoth?

That’s the twist they went with? Isn’t that just the plot of Dragon Ball?

I don’t think therapists should be turning in their clients, either. Criminals deserve effective therapy as much as anyone else.

And if everyone voted, his popular vote margin would have been larger. According to the latest analysis, non-voters leaned toward Trump.

When asked how they would have voted, people eligible to vote who did not do so were fairly evenly split in their preferences: 44% said they would have supported Trump, while 40% said they would have backed Harris.