Amazing idea, but if the wiring in that second picture is anywhere near commonplace, you’re going to want to put a bit more budget into power grid maintenance. That rats nest of cabling is bad enough from a low voltage IT perspective, I can only how terrifying that would be for HV engineers.

Don’t sugarcoat it. It is the dictionary definition of heresy.

What sort of horrendously overpowered bidet do you have that can push through the sphincter like that?! And more importantly…

Where can I buy one?

Oh please, the crazy train is fine.

Now if you hear music played on bones, then you know you’re screwed.

It’s an assisting tool, not the primary cleaning method. Blasts off bulk material and loosens up whatever’s left, but you still need TP to finish the job. A lot less, but you still need some.
As for lint, that happens regardless of the use of a bidet. Nothing changes there.

…It’s a constitutional violation so blatant it makes you wonder if Bailey got his law degree from a cereal box.

Absolutely savage. I love it.

Heresy. Full stop. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. That church is run by heretics, and needs to be called out as such.

The red letter texts of Jesus’ own teachings take precedent over any conflicting verses, and those teachings say to love thy neighbor as you would yourself.

I seriously hope that church has a nice big flat wall for someone to graffiti.