I love unhinged data storage methods. My favorite is storing data in internet server pings to australia: Harder Drive

A close runner up goes to Can you store a Pokemon silver save INSIDE of Pokemon Emerald? Adef made his own video on it in I Turned Pokemon Emerald into a Flash Drive

Anyone have more? This is like my favorite genre of internet nonsense

I miss the fiesta veggie burrito so much

Only one I can eat, impossible whopper. I wish they would go all in and use the superior black bean burger instead tho

When McDonald’s gets an equivalent, they’re going to make so much money off of me

Ironically, the adults singing New Math today are the ones who grew up with the new math that Lehrer was singing about back then

Wikipe-tan is my favorite example of moe morphism

My best friend drove me to work the other day. We missed a turn and had to take a detour. Not two blocks after that missed turn, his girlfriend calls him asking where he’s going lmao

I would be willing to share locations because I worry about people and don’t want them to worry about me, but I’ll toss this phone in a Blendtec blender before I install an application that gives some creep in fuckin Dayton Ohio my and my girlfriend’s GPS coordinates 24/7. Tasker does the job well enough anyhow

Less audio setups, more what they’re watching. Worst one for me lately was netflix’s Castlevania. I love the voice acting, but some characters are borderline whispering at all times

In other words, its fortunate the spambots are such overpriced junk when they could easily not be.

The ones you notice are overpriced junk. I’m convinced that this is on purpose, to make us less suspicious of the more convincing bots

This platform is proof positive of this take lmao buncha tech nerds who can’t read to save their lives

God help you if you accidentally use an analogy on here

It’s really cool when you freaks say shit like “it’s a good thing that the American LGBT community and all the immigrants are getting genocided”

Really shows that you aren’t actually against genocide, you just like when Americans suffer and this gives you a good excuse

The important thing is to be more pissed at the Democrats for not being good enough than you you are at the Republicans for being evil. There is nothing worse than a western liberal, not even the pro-trans-murder party

“Just buy from small local farms,” a phrase spoken exclusively by people who do not just buy from small local farms.

7 is a good year, on average most of the cells in your body have already been replaced. You’re almost entirely made of plant material at this point lol

536,000 cows, forced to sit in their own shit for 18 months just to be unceremoniously slaughtered and thrown right in the trash, like some fucked up torture treadmill

At first I was confused about why someone would copy some random twitter user’s post on here, but now I’m even more confused about why someone would fake a month old twitter post

I mean I respect the art, it definitely had an effect on me

What does that have to do with the production of new paper? Deforestation remains an ever increasing problem. It’s not as bad as plastic, but recycling it is just as futile

Yeah, I’m going to update my comment. Metal recycling is genuinely good, and recycling makes an enormous impact on the production of new metal

True, that honor belongs solely to metal. Glass is mostly recyclable, though most types of it that aren’t bottles will just be thrown in the trash. Paper is in theory recyclable, but putting that in recycle bins is basically just as effective as putting plastic in. Neither of those actually helps as long as we’re producing more and more paper and more and more glass every year. The only thing that helps is reducing production.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Database_download

https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Data_dump_torrents#English_Wikipedia

Links that may be helpful

Recycling (edit: besides metal) does literally nothing, like it’s actually 0% helpful, as long as we’re producing more plastic than ever before every single year. We’re closing in on 500 million tonnes of plastic produced—not total, produced—annually. Every single person can put every single piece of plastic in the recycling bin, and we’ll still have more plastic than existed 50 years ago. There are many things that individual action can accomplish, and this is not one of them. We need legislation for this.

>doesn’t want to do anything or see anyone or go anywhere

>thinks he has ambition