He has a butthole right in his username.

Imagine if you wore a full track suit

^ didn’t read the fourth mirror

This has been fantastic to watch from the sidelines. Thank you for the content

That’s a damn nice well

So Republicans just spent loads of political capital and pissed off their base to block the release of nothing at all? They must be huge morons then.

Recycling comic book characters into movies

That’s ingenious! I wish I had thought of that in my last place

What do I call it, kif?

Ugh… Sex-lexia

Aluminum foil or white paper over the windows. Preferably both. Don’t let light in.

Anything is a laptop if you have a large enough lap

If it’s on or near my plate I’m gonna try and eat it. It’s called finger food for a reason.

costs too much

Various trade wars are changing those economics.

You need to tweak your bot. It’s replying to the wrong thread with unrelated nonsense.

Because they aren’t idiots and understand FPTP and harm reduction.

You think this is about RTO? He knows they’ll quit. That’s the point. You don’t pay severance to quitters. Anyone that’s truly critical to the company will somehow get an exception.

moved across the state and most have said they are quitting.

Let me fix this for you: “genius CEO stealthily does layoffs by convincing people to quit on their own. Hires cheaper replacements”

Don’t quit. Make them fire you. Work a second job while you wait. Fuck em.

If you distrust someone because of their religious beliefs, you’re probably a bad person.

Wait… why? Why is it bad to distrust someone who believes in an invisible friend who grants wishes well into their 30s?

I mean … it’s not exactly labeled, is it? You just going to put random powder into your body? I can’t imagine a world where that’s not a death sentence.

Unless you’re extremely qualified, supremely attentive, and use nothing but the most psycho anon hardware, they got your ass.

Yeah, if you’re selling corporate secrets and threatening the oligarchy on the dark web, the full force of the US government will find you.

If your shitposting on truth social, or coordinating some protests, they don’t have the resources to hunt that down.

Cyber warfare is like regular warfare. They don’t have the resources to just drop a nuke on every battlefield.