Let he who is without sin melanin cast the first stone.

If John Brown were Jesus Christ, then presumably his body wouldn’t lie mouldering in the grave.

But either way, we can assume that his soul goes marching on.

Option 1: Tell them you did it to waste their time. Outcome: You’ve wasted their time, and you caught a charge for wasting police time, obstruction, or whatever it is they call it there for your trouble.

Option 2: Plead ignorance. Outcome: You’ve wasted exactly the same amount of their time, plus you lied to the police, and you’ve faced no consequences for it.

Picking option 1 isn’t brave, it’s just stupid.

Grond!

I’m going to miss the silkposting.

Reading the book did seem to cause her to shrink a couple of inches, though.

SQL isn’t a toy language, it’s a domain specific language.

Congratulations on perhaps the highest effort shitpost I have ever seen.

I get cravings for water after I stop drinking it.

This will surely come in handy next time I have to do this.

Unironically correct, but also very funny.

Itchy. Tasty.

Isn’t ad blocking, as the industry magazine AdAge has called it, “robbery, plain and simple”?

Robbing corporations is based, though, actually.

Not sure if this is a condolence or a command… 🤔

It’s a shit country for twats, and if it weren’t for the fact that all my friends and family are here, I would leave.

And I do my best to leave low effort shitpost comments!

Monkeys! on the Interstate.

Why are you in the comments section, then?

Matthew Broderick. Putting aside the vehicular manslaughter that he did, and considering only film performances, I’ve still never seen him in anything and thought he was good and that the film wouldn’t probably be better if they had cast someone else. (In particular, I mourn the version of The Producers we could have had if they had managed to reunite Nathan Lane with Lee Evans.)

I’ll grant that Broderick did an alright job of voicing Simba, though.

Have you seen Tombstone? Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday is iconic.