theOneTrueSpoon

At my work, we were told that the cyber security people don’t want us to say logged in, so they just ignore it if you say yes. Why it bothers to ask at all in that case, I do not know

It should be divided into regular milk and chocolate milk

“Get your hand on my penis!”

The first one is the Assassin’s Creed from Assassin’s Creed.

My favourite quote from that series is

The standard Ottoman hook blade has two parts, you see… the hook and the blade

Is the dog made of ice-cream? Or is the ice-cream made of dog? He screams, for he does not know